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Young Family Life  Well I am now home on Maternity leave. Thats right!! We had a beautiful baby boy on October 28th. Cale came to us on 9/28/05 at 10:37pm he was 8lbs 9 oz, 22 inches long and a week early!He is soo cute and the kids love having a baby around. Just thought I would update, gtg feed the little peanut. my love to all! Current mood:  cheerful.Current music: Ian Watching Extreme Dodge(and I am not making that up!). Well it has been forever since I posted anything, so alot has changed. I have a great job, a new address, and a new baby on the way. Yes we are having another little rugrat!! I am so excited I can't wait. Emmy is really excited too, of course she is convinced that it is a "stister" and Aiden keeps pointing at my belly sing "brubber, brubber" so we shall see, we are not going to find out the sex proir to delivery. Well I'd better get back to work. It is very slow this morning. Hope everyone is well. :) Current mood:  chipper.
Ok, I have been feeling kinda sorry for myself lately. Ya know, no job, no friends near by, not happy the I am not losing weight as fast as I thought I would, ETC. Then i get this in an email:: INNER SKELETON A 63 year old widow was admitted to the hospital in Recife, Brazil, suffering from abdominal pains. X-rays showed that she was carrying a 20 inch long skeleton of a fetus which she conceived a decade earlier. It had become lodged outside the womb and was never expelled from her body. FEMALE SOFA A 500 lb. woman from Illinois was examined in a hospital. During the examination, an asthma inhaler fell from under her armpit, a dime was found under one of her breasts and a remote control was found lodged between the folds of her vulva. PRICKLY PAIR OUCH! In Michigan, a man came into the ER with lacerations to his penis. He complained that his wife had "...a rat in her privates..." and it bit him during sex (not the first conclusion I would have drawn I don't think). After an examination of his wife, it was revealed that she had a surgical needle left inside her after a recent hysterectomy. PING PONG ANYONE? A 20 year old man came into the ER with a stony mass in his rectum. He said that he and his boyfriend were fooling around with concrete mix, then his boyfriend had the idea of pouring the mix into his anus using a funnel (as you do)?!!. The concrete then hardened (no shit!), causing constipation and pain. Under general anesthesia, a perfect concrete cast of the man's rectum was removed along with a ping pong ball. (Boy, have I led a sheltered life!) BLIND DRUNK A drunk staggered into a Pennsylvania ER complaining of severe pain while trying to remove his contact lenses. He said that they would come out halfway, but they always popped back in. A nurse tried to help using a suction pump, but without success. Finally, a doctor examined him and discovered the man did not have his contact lenses in at all. He had been trying to rip out the membrane of his cornea. OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH! A couple hobbled into a Washington State emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels. The man had his hands around his abdomen and the woman had hers around her head. They eventually explained to doctors that they had gone out that evening for a romantic dinner. Overcome with passion, the woman crept under the table to administer oral sex to the man (Classy or what??). While in the act, she had an epileptic fit, which caused her to clamp down on the man's penis and wrench it from side to side. In agony and desperation, the man grabbed a fork and stabbed her in the head until she let go. And you thought YOU were having a bad day!!! NOTHING LIKE THE MISFORTUNE OF OTHERS TO BRIGHTEN YOUR DAY> :) Current mood:  giggly.Current music: My kids watching Calliou on PBS. Well it is official my baby is growing up. He has 4 teeth and is now walking!! I could just die. Now I want another one, oh well we cant always have what we want. Maggie keeps telling me no you don;t. I know it will just grow up and start talking and turn 2 and no one wants that!! I am beginning to understand why parents of two year olds go insane! Emmy went from the sweetest little angle to this little ball of attitude and mischief. This to shall pass as they say. Who are they any way. well that is a subject much to deep to get into at midnight. Love you all Dawn Current mood:  melancholy.Current music: Ian playing some PS2 rpg xeno saga or some shit. AHHH. I am so sick of the rain!!! I just wont 3 whole days with out rain so it can dry up enough for me to take the kids outside. They are driving me nuts and need to escape the house too. Emmy asks me every day if she can take her car outside, which is an event in itself, considering the damn thing doesn't really fit in and out of the front door. So i spent like 10 min pushing and or pulling this GD Barbie Jeep powerwheel out my front door. I bet my neighbors just stare and laugh from the comfort of their lazy boy recliners. Oh well nothing new here! same old same old. Please Just A Few Days Of Sun!!!!!!!!!!!!! Current mood:  gloomy.Current music: Rug Rats. OMG, I had one of the strangest weekends of my life!! I took my grandmother (grandma Hair barrette, Maggie ha,ha,ha)to go see my cousin's dance show, in NJ. A FOUR HOUR TRIP!!!! My grandmother is out of her God damned mind! I swear if Anyone hears me say "Sure I will take you .........." to her that you will punch me in the face! She is unbelievable. She ate an entire cake for breakfast this morning. I cant even begin to explain how Frickin warped she is at this point, and to top it all off she is a cranky whiny bitch. Aiden was easier to travel with for Christ's sake, Anyway I guess I have bitched enough about that. I almost fell of my chair on Thursday. I got an email from Caleb, yeah the one from high school. He is doing well in the Air Force. It was strange, but good to hear from him. Well I am falling asleep on the keyboard I just got home from driving 6 hours today. Good night all. Sweet Dreams :) Kiss Kiss Kiss Current mood:  annoyed.Current music: Crank Yankers. Well I decided I am sick of being a fat ass. So I went down to the new Curves that they just put in IN Duncannon of all places! It seemed pretty neat so I joined. It is only $29 month which is really cheap for someplace to workout. They showed me around and told me about the program. Basically you go for 30 mins. It is a big circle of these low impact pads, alternating with resistance machines. And music plays with this magic voice that tells you when to move to the next thing. You are only on one thing for 30sec. Sounds like a breeze, right. That's what I thought until I had my first work out today. Oh My God it was so hard. But I am really excited about it. I have already lost 15 pounds in Feb and March, just by cutting way back on fried foods. So I can't wait to see the difference this work out makes. Well I have to go do some laundry, BIG Fun!!! Oh well. Get motivated!! Current mood:  Motivated.Current music: Emmy singing the ABC's. Well today started out so promising. I was going to do some laundry and then enjoy relaxing. Until Ian called me crying in pain from his teeth mind you in my 5 years with the man I have seen him cry twice, but NEVER in pain. (Once the first time Emmy smiled at him, and when Aiden did.) So then I called about 8 dentists offices until I found one that would fit him in. And good news they couldn't fix him. They gave us some scripts for his infection and one for the pain Thank God!! So now Monday I have to take him to the oral surgeon to have it removed. Boy I am having a ball. The meds are finally kicking in so I am happier. And today was a beautiful day. Sunny and 70 degrees I loved it. Well my little patient wants to watch a dvd with me so I'm gonna go. Byes all. Current mood:  content.Current music: Monty Python's the Meaning of Life. Well as of last night I finally got our DSl to work so no more Busy Signals cause we are online :) And much faster to! I am so glad it is working. Any way I am on my way to check out the new Curves That they just put in around here. I need to get my fat butt up and moving! Have fun all Dawn Current mood: chipper.Current music: In watching Toonami on Cartoon Network. Yesterday was my birthday, it was good. Pretty uneventful which is a good thing for me! I got Friendly's for dinner cause i love their Desserts!! Ian and I are gong out this weekend like grownups for my B-day. Yeah. Ian did get me some really good gifts though. I got a whitegold diamond and sapphire braclet. It is so pretty! and he also got me a Bad Hair Day T-shirt and Thong although i think that was a present for him, but thats ok i guess. Well I've got to go change over the laundry. Boy doesn't my life sound exciting!! Have Fun All!! Current mood:  bouncy.Current music: Aiden Singing an Quacking. |
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